Ghost Busters

Once upon a time Uncle Bob did fall into a river of slime.
And power did came. And more slime did come from outside and cover all the people. And Gandalf come riding on his horsie. And he was on a ship with more slime coming down...and more slime...and more slime.
Uncle Bob did covered in river of slime.
He was riding on his horse but Uncle Bob did fall off.
He will love this story.
And he ran away from Gandalf cause Gandalf is scary, remember?
Maybe he ran away 'cause Gandalf did turn into a big monster so he ran away.
And he didn't make it. Why didn't he make it? Why?
Monster did fell in river of slime.
And everybody was sleeping.
Uncle Bob did fall on axe...it did really hurt him.
And nasty troll lived under the bridge named Sid.
And he did run away from Sid.
And Uncle Bob did fall on ocean.
He had nasty power called Sid.
And he did cut wood. He was swimmin' and he did see wood and did see axe and so he cut wood.
How did he do that?
And monster did fall in a different place.
You tough on me kid, you tough on me.
Happy Ever After.
The End.

Knick-Knack-Paddy-Whack Cutting Wood

Once upon a time was a mumma cutting wood. What was her name? Her name is Mumma!
And water poured over her hair. Her did fall on the deck. And this did hurt her feelings.
And you did break your legs off, remember?
Her got eaten by a gun. Her got shot by Carl. Carl's gun looked like this.
And her did...it did hurt her feelings. And nothin' did happen next. Nothin'. That's the end of the story.
And a gingerbread girl did kick you and you didn't die anymore.
Happy ending.

Egg Finder

Once upon a time,
Egg Finder did shoot his gun at eggs, like this.
And he did destroy his gun.
And somebody did destroy this scary gun.
Egg Finder is a plumber.
He has a gun too.
Egg Finder says "Come on, come on. I'm a busy man!"
Egg Finder does pee in his pants.
And Egg Finder says he is a busy man again.
Egg Finder did fall in the ocean.
And a shark did eat him.
And the Easter Bunny did stab Egg Finder.
Egg Finder died...but he's still a busy man, though.
And happy ever after.
That's what happened.
The End.

Megamind

Once upon a time was a Megamind.
And he fought some good guys.
And he did shoot 'em with his weapons. And they did die.
And they did put mark on Megamind's face. And Megamind did fall into  a river of slime.
And he did fall into another river of slime. And he did fall onto the roof of this house.
And he did fall onto the grass. And he did fell into the snow and he got soaked...I mean he got wet.
And all his friends put hair on his pencil.
And he did fell inside the snow and got soaking wet.
He tried to come inside and they did kill him.
And he did try to open the door.
And they lived happy ever after.
The End.

A Gingerbread Girl by Noah

Once upon a time was a Gingerbread Girl.
And once upon a time was a Gingerbread Girl. Her got bite and eaten.
And her fell down and her got bitten and her fell into a little tiny pieces.
And her got fall in a hole. And her got fall into a river of slime.
And her got fell into another river of slime. And the river of slime ate her up. That wasn't nice was it?
And people did ate her more up. That's not nice. No.
And her got cut up. That wasn't nice. Oh what a girl!
For thank you Gingerbread Man for coming back.
The Gingerbread Man came back and gave the girl a kiss.
And they lived happily ever after.

~Noah is a story teller from Maine. He loves gingerbread men and he loves his Mumma.

Let's Get This Show Started

So every few days I ask my son Noah to tell me a story. I write it down word for word. He then illustrates each page. His stories are always intense and hilarious.
As of right now my scanner isn't working, so I can only post the story but once things are up and running I'll add in some of his pictures. Enjoy!